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Rabu, 26 Februari 2014
10 Perkara Bukti Lelaki itu Rumit
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1.Jika Ente melayannya dengan baik, dia fikir Ente jatuh cinta kepadanya.
Jika tidak, Ente akan dianggapnya sombong.
2. Jika Ente berpakaian cantik, dia fikir Ente sedang cuba untuk menggodanya.
Jika tidak, dia kata Ente kekampungan.
3. Jika Ente berdebat dengannya, dia kata Ente keras kepala.
Jika Ente berdiam diri, dia kata Ente tak ada IQ tinggi.
4. Jika Ente lebih pintar daripada dia, dia akan jatuh air muka.
Jika dia yang lebih pintar, dia bilang hebat.
5. Jika Ente tidak cinta padanya, dia akan cuba mendapatkanmu bermati-matian.
Jika Ente mencintainya, dia akan cuba untuk meninggalkanmu.
6. Jika Ente beritahu dia masalahmu, dia kata Ente menyusahkan.
Jika tidak, dia tuduh Ente tidak mempercayainya..
7. Jika Ente cerewet padanya, dia anggap Ente seperti seorang pengasuh .
Jika dia yang cerewet pada Ente, itu kerana dia mengambil berat.
8. Jika Ente mungkir janji Ente, Ente tidak boleh dipercayai.
Jika dia yang ingkari janjinya, dia melakukannya kerana terpaksa.
9. Jika Ente menyakitinya, Ente sangat kejam.
Jika dia yang menyakitimu, itu kerana Ente terlalu sensitif dan terlalu sukar untuk dijaga hati.
10. Jika Ente mengirimkan ini pada lelaki-lelaki, mereka pasti bersumpah semuaini tidak benar
Jika tidak, Ente akan dianggapnya sombong.
2. Jika Ente berpakaian cantik, dia fikir Ente sedang cuba untuk menggodanya.
Jika tidak, dia kata Ente kekampungan.
3. Jika Ente berdebat dengannya, dia kata Ente keras kepala.
Jika Ente berdiam diri, dia kata Ente tak ada IQ tinggi.
4. Jika Ente lebih pintar daripada dia, dia akan jatuh air muka.
Jika dia yang lebih pintar, dia bilang hebat.
5. Jika Ente tidak cinta padanya, dia akan cuba mendapatkanmu bermati-matian.
Jika Ente mencintainya, dia akan cuba untuk meninggalkanmu.
6. Jika Ente beritahu dia masalahmu, dia kata Ente menyusahkan.
Jika tidak, dia tuduh Ente tidak mempercayainya..
7. Jika Ente cerewet padanya, dia anggap Ente seperti seorang pengasuh .
Jika dia yang cerewet pada Ente, itu kerana dia mengambil berat.
8. Jika Ente mungkir janji Ente, Ente tidak boleh dipercayai.
Jika dia yang ingkari janjinya, dia melakukannya kerana terpaksa.
9. Jika Ente menyakitinya, Ente sangat kejam.
Jika dia yang menyakitimu, itu kerana Ente terlalu sensitif dan terlalu sukar untuk dijaga hati.
10. Jika Ente mengirimkan ini pada lelaki-lelaki, mereka pasti bersumpah semuaini tidak benar
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Senin, 09 Desember 2013
Bukti kalau bahasa Indonesia lebih simpel dari bahasa Inggris
In English : "Would you care to validate your previous statement?"
In Indonesian : "SUMPE LO?!
In English : "Sorry, I think you miscalculated your own capabilities to handle the task at hand."
In Indonesian : "Nenek lu kiper!
In English : "Would you care to elaborate on that statement?"
In Indonesian : "MAKSUD LOH?!"
In English : "Theres a 75% chance I wont make it, Im far too busy for ur stupid event."
In Indonesian : "Insyaallah gw dateng!"
In English : "The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand."
In Indonesian : "Rapatnya jam 8!"
In English :"Lets try this new scam and see if those carbo-ladden brains buy it"
In Indonesian : "Mama minta pulsa"
In English : "Please stop by our outlet. There might be stuff youll find interesting."
In Indonesian : "Giordanonya, Kakaaak!"
In English : "Ive stumbled upon something that might be of interest to you. You might find it useful."
In Indonesian : "CEKIDOT GAN!"
In English : "Im so overwhelmed by this turn of event that Im speechless and in awe."
In Indonesian : "ANJROT!"
In English : "This is a very interesting topic that everybody should stay updated about this."
In Indonesian : "Sundul, Gan!"
In English : "I definitely wont make it. You guys go and have fun without me."
In Indonesian : "Ntar gue nyusul."
In English : "Youre absolutely, positively 100% correct. But I knew that already."
In Indonesian : "EMBEER!"
In English : "Thats so profound. I cant contribute anything further but I need to say something to sound equally smart."
In Indonesian : "Dalem."
In Indonesian : "SUMPE LO?!
In English : "Sorry, I think you miscalculated your own capabilities to handle the task at hand."
In Indonesian : "Nenek lu kiper!
In English : "Would you care to elaborate on that statement?"
In Indonesian : "MAKSUD LOH?!"
In English : "Theres a 75% chance I wont make it, Im far too busy for ur stupid event."
In Indonesian : "Insyaallah gw dateng!"
In English : "The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand."
In Indonesian : "Rapatnya jam 8!"
In English :"Lets try this new scam and see if those carbo-ladden brains buy it"
In Indonesian : "Mama minta pulsa"
In English : "Please stop by our outlet. There might be stuff youll find interesting."
In Indonesian : "Giordanonya, Kakaaak!"
In English : "Ive stumbled upon something that might be of interest to you. You might find it useful."
In Indonesian : "CEKIDOT GAN!"
In English : "Im so overwhelmed by this turn of event that Im speechless and in awe."
In Indonesian : "ANJROT!"
In English : "This is a very interesting topic that everybody should stay updated about this."
In Indonesian : "Sundul, Gan!"
In English : "I definitely wont make it. You guys go and have fun without me."
In Indonesian : "Ntar gue nyusul."
In English : "Youre absolutely, positively 100% correct. But I knew that already."
In Indonesian : "EMBEER!"
In English : "Thats so profound. I cant contribute anything further but I need to say something to sound equally smart."
In Indonesian : "Dalem."
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